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Death Star quilt!
For Christmas this year (or, more accurately, for his birthday, only it overran a bit), I got way too ambitious and made my boyfriend a quilt with the Death Star on it. I had made precisely one quilt before and that was a little one, for a baby, using charm squares. But the idea wouldn't leave me alone, so I had to give it a shot...

I think it came out OK, though. :D



( More pictures and details at my journal! )


(This will be x-posted, so many apologies if you see it more than once.)
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rachaeldoss From: rachaeldoss Date: January 16th, 2012 12:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
That is bad ass!!!
fera_festiva From: fera_festiva Date: January 16th, 2012 02:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
\o/ Thank you!
lissybear From: lissybear Date: January 16th, 2012 05:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
WANT!
fera_festiva From: fera_festiva Date: January 17th, 2012 12:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'll make you one, if you pay me... well, a LOT of Imperial Credits. XD
nwc_orca From: nwc_orca Date: January 16th, 2012 06:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
fera_festiva From: fera_festiva Date: January 17th, 2012 12:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you very much. :)
sneezer222 From: sneezer222 Date: January 16th, 2012 08:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
That is gorgeous!!
fera_festiva From: fera_festiva Date: January 17th, 2012 12:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you - that's so kind. :3
kellendraysia From: kellendraysia Date: January 17th, 2012 02:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Again I must say absolutely amazing!
fera_festiva From: fera_festiva Date: January 17th, 2012 12:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
And again I must say thank you! :D
overweight_glob From: overweight_glob Date: January 20th, 2012 05:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Excellent!
fera_festiva From: fera_festiva Date: January 24th, 2012 10:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Thank you very much. :)
Craig Mansfield From: Craig Mansfield Date: January 20th, 2012 10:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

DO you know

If you were my girlfriend and you made me this - I'd give you limitless orgasms!

What an incredible present!
fera_festiva From: fera_festiva Date: January 24th, 2012 10:12 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: DO you know

I'm in a good enough mood to give you the benefit of the doubt here, and to thank you for your kind comment regarding the quilt itself - but just so you know, for the future, that comment is deeply creepy.
Craig Mansfield From: Craig Mansfield Date: January 24th, 2012 01:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: DO you know

Oh - it wasn't meant to be.

If a girlfriend of mine, made something so thoughtful and beautiful, the thing I'd think would say thank you, enough - would be for me to make her feel as loved as I could - so I'd cook something nice for her, maybe buy her something nice too, and show her with my affections how much I loved it and her for doing it = orgasms.

If you're a person who doesn't like orgasms, that's creepy to me.

Anyway - it's a really nice present - don't be so sensitive about sex.




Re: DO you know
I'm in a good enough mood to give you the benefit of the doubt here, and to thank you for your kind comment regarding the quilt itself - but just so you know, for the future, that comment is deeply creepy.
fera_festiva From: fera_festiva Date: January 24th, 2012 02:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: DO you know

Um... wow. You can consider that benefit of the doubt removed.

Whether you intended the comment to be creepy or not is besides the point. It was creepy.

I will spell this out: it is inappropriate to approach a person you don't know and make comments or insinuations about that person's sex life. It is especially inappropriate to do that in a context that is utterly unsexual, in this case, a post about Star Wars and about sewing.

Your claim that I am "creepy" for not wanting to discuss the intimate details of mine and my partner's sex (and romantic) life with you, a total stranger, is so laughable that I am not even going to invest any energy in picking it apart. Your strawman argument about me "not liking orgasms" is utterly WTF. Grow up.

If you have any other questions - go and educate yourself. Please don't contact me again.
Craig Mansfield From: Craig Mansfield Date: January 24th, 2012 03:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: DO you know

I pity you.

But the quilt remains excellent, both in the sentiment and the execution.


I am going to be the bigger person and not resort to insulting you, as much as I really want to.

Why the fuck would I want to keep talking to you? Any mail that comes in with an address which is anything remotely similar to yours will be fucking binned for the utter shite that it will be.

If I was your boyfriend I'd chuck yee oot and keep the quilt.

You can't even hold an adult conversation - how old are you y'idiot?
From: pope2000 Date: January 24th, 2012 04:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: DO you know

Craig? Craig! Craig Mansfield! I know you! We went to school together! And I remember that day when you sat next to me in Geography class, and I was trying to colour in blue around the edge of the United Kingdom, and you rolled up your sleeve to reveal your gigantic puffy balloon arm, and you began to rub that puffy balloon arm against my face without asking?

I think you must have remembered my reaction that day, Craig. I swung round with my sharp blue pencil and drove it deeply into your puffy balloon arm. How you yelped that day, Craig. How your blood gushed all over my geography book in the exact shape of the Isle of Man.

And now fancy bumping into you here! And what a surprise! It may have been a while since that distressing brush with your large puffy arm in Geography class, but you're still attempting to "gyrate" against some "railings" with your "needle-like organ". It's like a school reunion and we're all invited! And what a charmer you've remained. I love the fact that you've written "I'm the bigger person" - because it just reminded me of your giant-size puffy arms and how entertaining they look! Oh, Craig! Oh, Craig! Puffy-armed-assulter of my Geography childhood! Recipient of well-aimed sky blue pencil! Creator of blood puddle island! Oh, Craig, Craig, Craig! Whatever will you do next?
From: octo_hands Date: January 24th, 2012 05:51 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: DO you know

OH MY GOD! Craig Mansfield! I also went to school with you! I will never forget the day when you were supposed to be giving your science experiment, and you came into class and you had a box and inside the box was a small dog, it might have been a Bichon Frise or some kind of poodle, and you picked up the dog and then you started jacking off the dog, holding the dog in one hand and rhythmically stroking it with the other.

I could not believe what I was seeing. Thankfully our science teacher managed to stop you before the dog reached its "beautiful moment". I don't know what you're up to in the Big Wide World now, Craig, but I'll always remember you as the guy who tried to give sexual pleasure to a small dog in front of our whole science class.
geeky_monkey From: geeky_monkey Date: January 24th, 2012 06:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: DO you know

Oh you are an odious little troll, and not even a very good one. You do realise the point of trolling is to make the other person look stupid, right?

Repeatedly calling someone’s work 'excellent' while saying everything they make is 'utter shite' just makes you look like a moron.

I'd carry on, but frankly you aren't worth the effort, so I'm just going to point out that accusing someone of being a child at the same time as offering to give them ‘limitless orgasms’ (incidentally I feel I should point out that a woman is a bit harder to please than the crusty sock you currently use) makes you a paedophile.

Even better you've posted via Facebook so we have a real name for you. So let it be known world Craig Mansfield is a self-confessed paedo who wants to repeatedly fuck children.

Anyone got the number of the Daily Mail?


Edited at 2012-01-24 06:11 pm (UTC)
gentleinnocence From: gentleinnocence Date: March 5th, 2012 04:52 am (UTC) (Link)
OMG! That is super awesome! I hope your boyfriend knows how lucky he is! That's a fantastic gift! (both the present & your talent!)
fera_festiva From: fera_festiva Date: March 6th, 2012 10:24 am (UTC) (Link)
<3 Thank you so much! He seemed pretty pleased with it - he doesn't want to use it in case he ruins it. XD
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